Rocking The Child Support Life Hoodie
Black / S
$58.00
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Because if only it actually covered everything.
This tongue-in-cheek design plays on the stereotype of “living off child support” — while every real baby mom knows it barely scratches the surface. Bold, confident, and rooted in real-life humor, this hoodie is about owning your story and rocking it anyway.
Perfect for every-other-Friday kid swaps, it’s cozy, relatable, and just the right amount of Petty-e-r Than Planned.
• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester for production in the US
• 85% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester for production in Europe
• Mid-weight fabric ideal for mid-season wear
• Unisex fit
• Half-moon detail on the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard). Additionally, GRS (Global Recycled Standard) certifies the recycled content present in the product.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Accidents Happen Hoodie
$58.00
This tongue-in-cheek design plays on the stereotype of “living off child support” — while every real baby mom knows it barely scratches the surface. Bold, confident, and rooted in real-life humor, this hoodie is about owning your story and rocking it anyway.
Perfect for every-other-Friday kid swaps, it’s cozy, relatable, and just the right amount of Petty-e-r Than Planned.
• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester for production in the US
• 85% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester for production in Europe
• Mid-weight fabric ideal for mid-season wear
• Unisex fit
• Half-moon detail on the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard). Additionally, GRS (Global Recycled Standard) certifies the recycled content present in the product.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ¾ | 13 -14 ⅛ | 25.00 |
| M | 27 ½ | 14 ⅝-15 ¾ | 25 ¾ |
| L | 28 ⅜ | 16 ⅛-16 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ |
| XL | 29 ½ | 16 ⅛-16 ⅞ | 26 ¾ |
| 2XL | 30 ½ | 18 ½-19 ¼ | 27 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68 | 33-36 | 63.5 |
| M | 70 | 37-40 | 65.5 |
| L | 72 | 41-43 | 67.5 |
| XL | 75 | 41-43 | 68 |
| 2XL | 77.5 | 47-49 | 68.5 |